2am.

Indigestion
(and I could wax lyrical about the healthful blackcurrant and apple pie, using antioxidant-filled, organic blackcurrents fresh from the garden but when you douse it in custard, cream and ice-cream and scoff two servings, you are hanging an axe over its health foood status!)

New pillowcase
(the zoo which is missing its black grizzly bear should call - according to my pillowcase, a moulting bear is slipping into bed with me and attempting to choke me with awfulness as I sleep.)

"Sleep in Heavenly Peace,
Sleep in heavenly peace."